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Abdomen Zest

Of the Encyclopedia of Family Health, 3rd edition volume titles, I like v.15 best:

  1. Abdomen-Astigmatism
  2. Ataxia-Breech birth
  3. Bronchitis-Counseling
  4. Cramp-Environmental hazards
  5. Enzymes-Growth
  6. Growths-Hospice care
  7. Hospitals-Ketones
  8. Kidney dialysis-Mastication
  9. Mastitis-Muscles
  10. Muscular dystrophy-Osteoarthritis
  11. Osteopathy-Physical therapy
  12. Pigeon chest-Psychososmatic problems
  13. Psychotherapy-Scans
  14. Scarlet fever-Sore throat
  15. Spastic colon-Syringing
  16. Tai chi-Typhus
  17. Ulcers-Zest.

The 2nd edition titles are good too.

  1. Abdomen-Baldness
  2. Bandages-Carpal tunnel syndrome
  3. Cartilage-Diagnosis
  4. Diaper rash-Fleas
  5. Flotation therapy-Hemophilia
  6. Hemorrhage-Infectious mononucleosis
  7. Infertility-Liquid diet
  8. Lisping-Mind*
  9. Mind-body therapy-Obstetrics
  10. Occupational hazards-Personality
  11. Perspiration-Prostaglandins
  12. Prostate gland-Rubella
  13. Saint Vitus' dance-Smell
  14. Smoking-swellings
  15. Symptoms-Twitches and tics
  16. Typhoid and paratyphoid-Zest.

*a Buddhist term?

∞ | January 28, 2005 in media

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I quite like the sound of Tai Chi Typhus myself. That must be the result of practising in unhygenic conditions.

Posted by: Violet | Jan 28, 2005 5:26:24 PM

Where you giggling and stamping your feet when you typed this?

Posted by: r.piggy | Feb 2, 2005 3:19:47 PM

Yes I where.

Posted by: nichole | Feb 2, 2005 4:17:11 PM

Dammit, that is humor at my expense. Librarians who correct people's grammar, hmmm.

Posted by: r.piggy | Feb 2, 2005 11:55:38 PM

Sorry. The truth is I didn't giggle because I only had to copy and paste it from the catalog records, which dry up humor before it has a chance to sprout. That's why these are barely funny.

Posted by: nichole | Feb 3, 2005 7:24:36 AM

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