Aargh… Pat Boone loses yardage for "Unnecessary Voice Modulation," "Uninteresting Topic Material," "Excessive Piano Open Chords," ""Cliched Song Format" and "Off Sides." He does get some redemption for putting this on the same 45 as "There's a Gold Mine in the Sky" and using the word "Mine" in two different ways on the same single. Unfortunately, those are not offsetting penalties. Loss of 25 yards, 4th down and 27. (Thank goodness it was only a 10.)
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