If you want to have fun, you could maybe insert the word Pants in a song where the world Hands* was.
For example:
My pants are small I know, but they're not yours they are my own.
Now throw your pants up in the air, and wave 'em around like you just don't care.
So raise your pants to heaven and pray, that we'll be back together some day.
Baby I would change my mind if I could turn back the pants of time.
*This does not work after any reference to clapping.
