Synex University – Tuplen is one branch of the Synex University campuses across the country. Synex Industries owns and operates 175 large campuses from coast to coast as well as Burgers ‘n’ Stuff, Synex Auto Parts, Synex Baby Clothes B’Golly, Synex Furnace Repair, Ice Cream Plus, Synex Yoga Studios, Free Trade Coffee Hut, Synex Matress Company, and, of course, The Synex Television Network to name just a few. Will Ashwood, Synex Industries President, has made it very clear that everyone needs to work hard… or they’re OUT!
Synex University – Tuplen has very little interest in its students or faculty. Raymond Meyerhem, for example has no experience with chemistry, physics or women. He was formerly a manager of Burger ‘n’ Stuff. His managerial skills got him promoted to his current job. He had actually wanted to get into an executive management position at Synex Auto Parts, but the position was filled by the former department head of Physical Science at Synex University – Rosholt who had experience with women. Synex Industries have a pretty esoteric priority on what is important. It has something to do with money.
Graduation requirements at Synex Universities are pretty straightforward. As one might imagine, Synex University’s primary goal is separating the student’s parents from the student’s parent’s money. The only thing that seems to stand in the way is the students. All they have to do is work for Synex for 800 hours a semester for 8 semesters and they are the done. Granted all they may have learned in that time is how to mop up Potassium Hydrogen Carbonate and eat brightly colored mushroom from the biology lab, but they will have earned a Master’s Degree in Science and done some pretty neat stuff.
Synex Industries policy of the “six-year itch” derives from Will Ashwood’s theory that power corrupts and absolute power corrupts absolutely – so if no one knows how exactly to do their job, no one will notice that he’s absolutely corrupt. Of course, Ashwood has been in his position for years.
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