A Ton is
the Largest Amount of Weight
Writer: JonMichael Rasmus
Parody of: One by Three Dog Night
JM wrote “I really wish that I didn't
sound like fingernails on a chalkboard during this song. The reason I wish that is that
"Two can be the same as one but only if you double ton number one" is
funny but not when it sounds like mating hippos. Metric tons, by the way, are not the largest amount of
weight.” Personally, I’ve never
held an opinion on this song.
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