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2009 in Review

MOVIES  I kinda got into watching baseball and football this year, so my totals certainly felt a little down from previous years, although that’s not really the case.  This year, I saw 21 movies in theaters (a big screen showing of The General is included).  I also saw 103 movies at home, although 8 of those were rewatches of a movie I had already seen this year). 

Comparatively, last year I saw 129 movies in total, with 22 being in theaters. In 2007, I saw 203 movies in total and 33 in theaters, and in 2006 I saw 200 in total with 26 of those being in theaters.  So, in actuality, I saw about the same as last year, which is about 60% of what it used to be.  But enough with the numbers.

My three favorite movies I saw in theaters in 2009 (in alphabetical order) were:

Inglorious Basterds

Watchmen

Zombieland

 

I’m having a hard time ranking them right now, though.  Additionally, Avatar and The Hangover would probably round out the top five, though there could be some competition from Drag Me to Hell, G.I. Joe: The Rise of Cobra, Friday the 13th, and other such embarassing fare. I should also give a special mention to Food Inc. which although I’ll not likey watch it again, did have a temporary lifestyle affect on me. 

The film I saw in theaters that I liked the least was probably Bruno, but I was also pretty particular about what I saw, so its certainly not the worst movie that came to theaters. 

For home video, I’m only considering the movies I saw for the first time (or first time in a long time).  In this case, the best movie I saw was The Mist. I almost forgot how much I enjoyed the movie, which I went out and bought pretty quickly. I guess I also was relatively happy with Hatchet, Meet the Robinsons, Speed Racer, Halloween, and The Hire.  However, the crap is pretty easy to pick out.  I really, really didn’t like (in order of terribleness):

Meet the Spartans

Mega Shark vs. Giant Octopus

Creepshow 3

Also, bad vibes go out to Alice in Wonderland (1985), The Incredible Hulk, Today You Die and Zardoz.  Finally, I should make special note of my bigger themes this year, which were Bond movies (I saw 20) and Seagal movies (12), as well as make a special note of The Bad Seed, which was an okay movie, but the absolute worst ending I had seen in a long, long time.

 

TELEVISION  The major TV shows I watched on DVD this year were:

Doctor Who (a lot of it, both old and new)

Flight of the Conchords (Seasons 1 & 2)

Friday the 13th: the Series (Season 1)

Monk (Seasons 6 &7)

NewsRadio (Seasons 1 & 2)

Parker Lewis Can’t Lose (Season 1)

Spaced (The whole series)

Tales From the Crypt (Seasons 1 through 5)

Torchwood (Seasons 1, 2, and Children of Earth)

Additionally, I watched all the episodes that aired of The Office, Community, 30 Rock, Parks & Recreation, and V.  I also watched quite a few episodes of shows such as Pawn Stars, Steven Seagal: Lawman, The Soup, Cha$e and Estate of Panic, when I could find them.  Ooh, and I finally got around to seeing Dr. Horrible’s Sing-Along Blog.

 

MUSIC  The artists/songs/albums/themes that were most prominent for me this year were:

1) Pop Music – Having spent the last five or so years ignoring it, I finally started listening to modern hits this year thanks to, off all things, RockFest.  I’d like to credit Lady Gaga, Taylor Swift, and the Black-Eyed Peas, but there’s a lot of bands that can take part (including 3Oh!3, Miley Cyrus, Pitbull and Kelly Clarkson) in that credit, whether I want them to or not.  From the country, to the R&B, the unabashedly pop-rock, it was finally worth coming back to (Preferred Song: Too many to mention, but Boom Boom Pow, Calle Ocho, Don’t Trust Me or You Belong With Me are all possibilities).

2) Flight of the Conchords – I saw both seasons of the TV show, listened and relistened to both albums, and saw them live.  It was a good year for us (Preferred Song: If You’re Into It).

3) The Dandy Warhols - I futher immersed myself in their music, and likewise discovered that they are awesome to work out to (Preferred Song: Bohemian Like You).

4) Mika – I kinda got into Mika on the way back from the Conchords concert, and Grace Kelly may well have been my song of the year (Preferred Song: Grace Kelly).

5) Cake – I finally got around to checking them out this year, and although my interest has signicantly waned at this point, they still appear a lot on my iTunes (Preferred Song: Short Skirt/Long Jacket).

6) Fountains of Wayne – They didn’t release a new album this year or anything, so it’s hard to put them very high on this list, despite probably being my favorite band.  However, they did come to Madison, I did get to see them live and, best of all, they kind of hung around in the highly accessible courtyard before and after the show.  I’m not the kind of person who would actually talk to them (though a friend did) , but just being that close to them, and seeing them as people rather than pop stars,  ranks as one of the coolest things of the year for me.

7) Green Day – Furthering the American Idiot experience from a few years ago, I was almost as happy with 21st Century Breakdown and (not to their credit) American Edit this year.  It feels a little guilty to like them this much, but what can I say?  (Preferred Song: Last of the American Girls)

8) The Kinks – I first heard The Kinks are the Village Preservation Society in 2009, and found that it is great to listen to it while mowing.  (Preferred Song: The Village Green Preservation Society)

9) Weird Al Yankovic – I revisited every album this year.  (Preferred Song: I’ve always been a sucker for It’s All About the Pentiums, I suppose)

10) Best of Bootie – Kid Rock’s Rock N Roll Jesus almost made this spot, then I remembered how awesome some of the tracks are from this free internet compilation. Among my highlights are The Safety Booty, Badd to Me, and old favorites like Short Skirt/London Bridge, Supa Holla Tricka, My Other Car is a Beatle and Black Beatles, but my Preferred Song currently is It’s Fun to Smoke Dust by DJ Lobsterdust.

Posted by John Sams on Jan 03, 2010 | Permalink | Comments (0)

2008 in Review

My movie watching was way down this year, dropping to a staggering 126 (about 75 fewer than 2007), although I saw three of them twice (The Dark Knight, Shoot 'em Up and Kiss Kiss Bang Bang) so the real total was 129 . There are a few reasons for this, including a mid-year move, a month of being "homeless" and a higher than normal television viewing.  I saw 22 films in theaters, of which my top five, in alphabetical order, were:


The Dark Knight
Juno
Slumdog Millionaire
There Will be Blood
Tropic Thunder

Of the 103 I saw at home, if you don't count movies I had seen recently enough to remember, there were only three that I really liked enough to put on a top-list, and those were:

The Company of Wolves
The Crying Game
This Film is Not yet rated

So, let's give out some meaningless awards:

Worst film I saw in theaters:
Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull

Worst film I saw at Home:
Epic Movie

Worst Movie that's a classic for some reason:
Breakfast at Tiffany's

Most suprisingly enchanting:
The Company of Wolves

Most forgettable:
Vengeance is Mine

Most likely to make it to my favorites of all time:
Shoot 'em Up



Although, I'm probably not thinking clearly enough to really give this list a fair shake.  Alternately, TV shows I watched full seasons of this year included:

Doctor Who
Dream On
Thirty Rock
The Office
Amazing Stories
Rome Season 2
Freaks and Geeks
Undeclared

And again, I'm probably missing a few.

So, this list is probably meaningless, as I'm tired, not thinking clearly and probably sick.  But whatever. At least it's up early in the year.





Posted by John Sams on Jan 01, 2009 | Permalink | Comments (0)

The Year in Film

So, a quick round up of the movies I saw this year.  And the grand total was……

200!
Exactly, at least by my count.  There were 26 that I saw in theaters (or were at least 2006 releases), and 171 that I saw at home, for a total of 197.  But I saw three of them twice:  Mission: Impossible 2, The Wrong Guy and Final Destination 3.

So what were the best films I saw in theaters?  The list may surprise you, but that’s only because my theatrical viewing was limited to lesser fare.

1) The Departed
2) The Prestige
3) Casino Royale

If I were to include any movie I saw in theaters this year, I would also have included Munich and Good Night & Good Luck, two 2005 Best Pictures nominees that I didn’t get around to until 2006.

What were the worst movies I saw in theaters?  Well, for lesser fare, they really were not that bad.  Certainly not as bad as last year’s XXX: State of the Union anyway.

26. Night at the Museum
27. Lady in the Water

Neither was God-awful, but I’d never even think about watching them again.

As to the home viewing experience, I saw a lot of movies, and a lot of classics including The Bicycle Thief, Hotel Rwanda, Downfall, Potemkin, and nearly fifty Best Picture winners.  Because any list of the best of the year would be cut-throat, inane and bound to cause some name-calling, I prefer to just stick to the five movies that totally blew me away this year.

1. City of God
2. Breaking Away
3. Peggy Sue Got Married
4. Sunset Boulevard
5. Network

With the exception of Peggy Sue, I had never seen any of these before.  And even Peggy Sue was so long ago that I didn’t remember most of it, and the magic and humor hit me like a storm.  Now, for the bottom of the barrel:

167.  Tom Jones
168.  Private Benjamin
169.  The Avengers
170.  Garage Days
171.  Howling 3
172.  Night Train to Terror
173.  Drive-in Massacre

By the way, that’s the Best Picture winning Tom Jones, and yes, it does suck.  We finish off our year with the random Miscie Awards:

Most watched actor: Clint Eastwood, having seen all of the Dirty Harry and Man With Out a Name films.
Most boring film: Chariots of Fire – It makes Lawrence of Arabia look positively exciting.
Most forgettable: Over the Hedge – I barely remembered it driving home.
Most depressing (on purpose): Hotel Rwanda – But very uplifting, too.  It’s kinda odd.
Most depressing (accidentally): Wolf Creek
Movie that made me cry three times: Peggy Sue Got Married
Best Performance: Joaquin Phoenix, Walk the Line
Best Best Picture: The Godfather
Worst Best Picture: Tom Jones
Biggest Disappointment (New release): Lady in the Water
Biggest Disappointment (pre-2006): Puddle Cruiser

Posted by John Sams on Jan 03, 2007 | Permalink | Comments (5)

And then, of course, there's the movies...

Confidence - It seems like I saw this so long ago, I barely remember it.  That's not a good thing.  I do remember that it works alright, especially considering that it's fighting an upfill battle.  It's a movie about a con, and all movies about cons end up with a big con on the audience.  Even knowing that, I didn't figure it all out, so it's got to be a least a little good, right?  Grade = 6.

Gothika - Matthieu Kassovitz's insane asylum horror flick is not as good as it should be, and neither are the actors, but I do give it props for being hard to solve.  I was pretty sure I knew who the bad guy was, but I was wrong.  Like Confidence then, this one gets extra points for makingme feel stupid.  Grade = 6.

L'auberge Espagnole - Not funny per se, but certainly amiable.  I wasn't such a big fan of the absence of Audrey Tatou also which was an especially big turn-off.  Really, it's okay.  There's just very little to it, and therefore, very little to recommend it.  Grade = 5.

Easy Rider - Having never seen it before, I certainly wasn't expecting much.  There's an attitude and a style to the film that I was anticipating not caring much for.  That said, I did like it.  It rambled, in fact, I thought it rambled a lot, but it was generally watchable.  It also boasted a good soundtrack and some good performances.  I believe it probably is very important film for the generation.  It's just not my generation.  Grade = 7.

Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band - An extremely guilty pleasure.  Having recently succumbed to the album that inspired it, I felt compelled to visit this certain-to-be-bad musical.  And it is bad, inherently.    But I can also give it plenty of faint praise: It's got good Beatles tunes, Frampton is fun to watch, nobody is taking this seriously, it looks pretty neat, and it's funny, albeit in an awkward sort of way.  Plus, it's about 3,184 times better than Tommy, which is especially important given how much it should have been worse.  Grade = 8 (for enjoyment only, on pure quality it's a 4).

Charlie and the Chocolate Factory - I really enjoyed it.  I liked the performances alot (especially Depp, naturally), the visuals were delicious, the humor was right up my alley, and it felt a lot more right to me than the Gene Wilder classic.  The only two things that bothered me were the belabored ending, which is just not as good as it should be, and the new Oompa Loompa songs.  Actually, I like the songs just fine, but I'm concerned that they messed with the now classic original tunes without offering up anything as memorable.  Or maybe that's just me, worried about how other people are going to take it, worried that they might be upset with my main man, Mr. Danny Elfman.  I've always been a little protective of him.  Grade = 9.

To Live and Die in LA - The only truly negative thing about this film is its total lack of sympathetic characters.  It's a very dark action movie (with a wonderfully unexpected ending by the way) about a hot-tempered secret service agent (an decidedly un-CSI William Peterson)  ruthlessly tracking down an artistic and semi-suave counterfeiter (a subdued and wonderful Willem Defoe).  I really, really liked this movie, to the point where I stayed up much later than anticipated watching the DVD extras.  It's particularly gritty and unflattering, but that really just makes it more in tune with current cop films than with those of 1985.  Grade = 9.

Posted by John Sams on Jul 19, 2005 | Permalink | Comments (0)

And a date too...

I went on a date this wekend, the first one in two years, and quite frankly, I think I saw the single best date movie to come in that whole time frame:

Hitch - It is a chick flick, but it's told from a guy's perspective, so it works really well for either sex.  Will Smith is a "Date Doctor" who helps single men get the girl of their dreams.  He's in love with an investigative reporter, and is finding out that his rules don't necessarily apply all the time.  In the meantime, he also helps Kevin James, a nerdy and clueless accountant, get on the good side of a semi-celebrity.  I don't actually remember anything in the movie that was funny, but I do remember laughing.  So, it's fairly forgettable, but it's also definitely sweet and lovey.

Posted by John Sams on Mar 28, 2005 | Permalink | Comments (0)

Hot off the presses....

This just in from the AP:

On the Hollywood news front, director Joe Dante and Warner Brothers Pictures announced in a press conference today that all copies of the classic 1984 horror/comedy Gremlins are going to be collected and destroyed, saying the film will be "heretofore deleted from any and all film collections."  According to Bob Winchesterville, spokesman for Warner "A recent copyright infringement recently resurfaced with the film that we are unable to negotiate around. Because of a cease-and-desist order from Judge Robert VanGurden of Provo, it is now illegal to own, purchase or distribute any copy of said film."  Dante added "Well, there's that, and the fact that Gremlins is the only good film I've ever made in my career.  Consequently, instead of dragging down the rest of my oeuvre in comparisons, I decided to just eliminate the constant."  Winchesterville and Carpenter continued to squabble for the next fifteen minutes or so on whether Gremlins was actually any good to begin with, with Winchesterville calling it "possibility the most over-rated film in Hollywood history."

The cease-and-desist order came from Bab's Wig and Office Supply Emporium, which made the famous hairdo for the the evil gremlin, Stripe.  Anyone who owns a copy of the film is asked to throw the copy away, being sure to mutilate it first.  Based on this news, Hollywood is now speculating on whether director Joel Schumacher will follow suit, should he be able actually find a quality film in his oeuvre.

Posted by John Sams on Mar 16, 2005 | Permalink | Comments (0)

Hot off the presses....

This just in from the AP:

On the Hollywood news front, director Joe Dante and Warner Brothers Pictures announced in a press conference today that all copies of the classic 1984 horror/comedy Gremlins are going to be collected and destroyed, saying the film will be "heretofore deleted from any and all film collections."  According to Bob Winchesterville, spokesman for Warner "A recent copyright infringement recently resurfaced with the film that we are unable to negotiate around. Because of a cease-and-desist order from Judge Robert VanGurden of Provo, it is now illegal to own, purchase or distribute any copy of said film."  Dante added "Well, there's that, and the fact that Gremlins is the only good film I've ever made in my career.  Consequently, instead of dragging down the rest of my oeuvre in comparisons, I decided to just eliminate the constant."  Winchesterville and Carpenter continued to squabble for the next fifteen minutes or so on whether Gremlins was actually any good to begin with, with Winchesterville calling it "possibility the most over-rated film in Hollywood history."

The cease-and-desist order came from Bab's Wig and Office Supply Emporium, which made the famous hairdo for the the evil gremlin, Stripe.  Anyone who owns a copy of the film is asked to throw the copy away, being sure to mutilate it first.  Based on this news, Hollywood is now speculating on whether director Joel Schumacher will follow suit, should he be able actually find a quality film in his oeuvre.

Posted by John Sams on Mar 16, 2005 | Permalink | Comments (0)

Of course, the nominations are out...

You can see the noms here: CLICK ME!

The other noms are here:  NO, CLICK ME!

Posted by John Sams on Jan 25, 2005 | Permalink | Comments (0)

The pre-2004 Century+ in Review

This is on JM's suggestion the previous comment.  Okay, the best Pre-2004 Movie list was whittled down to 5:
Adaptation
Blow-Up
In America
Mystic River
Spellbound

All are excellent films that really spoke to me (which is why films like Grapes of Wrath and To Kill a Mockingbird were omitted) to bring a suprising upset: Blow-Up.  Really, I thought all five were stupendous, but there was something about Blow-Up which was ridculously aggravating, and wonderfully great.

The Worst:
(I specifically refused to include Lawrence of Arabia because it is a great movie.  Therefore, I focus this list on films that both didn't speak to me and sucked, pre-2004).

The nominees are:
Slaughter High
Soul Survivors: The Final Cut
Tommy
Way Out West.

As SH didn't aim for anything noble, that leaves the other three, which I found to be really terrible.  And although Soul Survivors was easily the worst made film of the year, it was Tommy that destroyed several years worth of hopes and dreams.  So, out of pity if nothing else: Tommy.

In addition, let me add two other movies that were in the running for worst film just so that you may be warned:  Van Helsing and the Village also seriously sucked.  Van Helsing can theoretically be forgiven, because Stephen Sommers is a hack anyway.  But Shyamalan?  Somebody should spank him.

Posted by John Sams on Jan 04, 2005 | Permalink | Comments (0)

2004 in review

So, every year leaves me less than impressed.  But this year?  Hoo boy, am I aching.  So, instead of a listing of my favorite movies, here are general lists of my faves, as well as the winners for all other categories:

Favorite movies (in no particular order):

Spider-Man 2 - Great action, great character development, great story.  This movie is simply great.

Shaun of the Dead - Hilarious! It lags a little in the second half, but it's still one of the most original, refreshing films of the year.

Anchorman - Just darn funny.

The Incredibles - I love Pixar, and this is my type of Pixar movie all the way.

Garden State - Sometimes sappy, but generally good hearted film with great acting and directing.

Best Movie I probably like, but haven't seen yet:

The Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou - Wes Anderson is just a great director.

Worst Movie:

Alien vs. Predator - Aaaah!!! Kill Me!!!!

Movies I like more than I should:

I, Robot - Maybe I was expecting to hate it, but I didn't.  In fact, I was pretty darn impressed.

Movies that are good, but I can't whole heartedly stand behind:

Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind - Not equal to the sum of it's parts.  The effects are great, and it is funny, but Kaufman is an inherently hard person to really grasp.

Movie that I really wish I understood, but I didn't:

Primer - What happened?  My senses tell me there is something really interesting happening here, but I don't know what it was.

Posted by John Sams on Jan 04, 2005 | Permalink | Comments (3)

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